WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby McMurphy on Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:27 pm

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I think we have all heard the line before, "It's on like Donkey Kong."

:donkeykong: Balki, that arcade swindler, certainly meant it. You see, I uploaded a faithful rendition of the Game N' Watch handheld classic, Donkey Kong Jr. It is a lot of fun. So is securing that top score. Balki and I traded that top billing a few times, but, like when that fifth ace is played during a drunken poker game, things have gone south.

Take the following video for example. Not only did he have the outrageous audacity to beat my highscore, but he video taped it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S_z3-xz ... plpp_video

No one has been more publicly humiliated on Youtube since that cat being forced to play the keyboard.
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Seriously. What the Hell is wrong with that guy?


It has been like that for a year! Balki is like the arcade train robber. Every time I think I am going to safely pull up to the next depot, he shows up on his horse and takes my loot.

This. Must. Stop.

Like any gunslinger who can't wrangle an outlaw by himself, I must put together a posse. And that is why I am writing to all of you today.

:donkeykongbarrels: Here is how it works:
-Everyone has until January 16th to beat Balki's score for Donkey Kong Jr. in the GS*Arcade.

-The Prize: A full set of the 1982 trading card/sticker series of Donkey Kong.
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*35 Cards plus scratch-off extras.

-Fair is fair. If Balki still holds the highscore on January 16th either by not having his present score beaten OR he has gained the highscore again, HE wins the card series.

-The winner will be asked to privately send his/her mailing address for shipment.


Good luck, Gunslingers. May you catch this heartless bandit. :lol:
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby BlastingSlick1 on Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:29 pm

Wow,

Someone's a sore loser :o :lol:

J/k Murph.

I would attempt this Challenge, But us Xboxers must stick together.

Go Balki :donkeykong:
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby Balki on Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:14 pm

:shock: :shock:

Murph wants to take away my one arcade highscore, oh know you don't!!
Do I get the cards if I beat my current highscore? :P

This reminds me I must pick up dk jr from e-shop on 3ds. :D

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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby Korchie on Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:33 pm

LOL.. uh oh... :donkeykong:
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby Balki on Sat Dec 17, 2011 8:25 am


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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby FishinNick on Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:49 am

LMAO :lol: , I love the call to arms! I wish I could help, but my DK Jr. skillz are weak...trust me I tried a few times in the arcade to get that one and ended up with a measly score of 17 or something like that :o , and then this popped up on the screen Image:lol: .
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby FishinNick on Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:33 pm

Ok so my skills are improving :starwars:
My new high score is 580...I'm coming for that score Balki!
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby Balki on Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:11 am

NEH NEH NEH (the sound of dying in dkjr) :P Let's hope you don't hear that sound Fish as you're approaching the high score and getting nervous and your hands start shaking.. you might hit the space bar twice or something accidently when you mean to jump for the key.... :P :D

Nice work on the 580 score though. I'm not scared... not at all.

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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby FishinNick on Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:02 am

The Fish
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the Balki
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It only took me 100 tries, sweaty hands and all :lol: 8-)
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Re: WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Balki's DKjr Score

Postby Balki on Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:21 pm

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Oh it's on! Well done fish!

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