It is about time I post an actual entry in my personal blog. Now, you won't get anything thought provoking; rather, I am selling you silliness from the trunk of my mind. Here is a "reprint" of an old blog I did in regards to Voltron. Yes, The Voltron animation from the 1980's. There is something terribly satisfying about adulterating childhood icons in one's mid life. Enjoy!

Make no bones about it: Voltron is the official defender of the universe. There are no union breaks for that guy.

With great power, comes great responsibility. Crap. That is already taken. What I mean to say is that, with great power and responsibility, comes great public scrutiny. A guy---robotic or otherwise---could only bounce aggressors like giant pinballs around the galaxy for so long before people start asking if he ever inhaled some Jupiter's Mist in college.

Voltron would need to watch what he says very carefully. Commenting in front of the cameras that he needs a swig of St. Pauli Girl Lager after...

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